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Roflsog

When laughing so hard you fall on the ground, roll around, and jizz in your pants thus sogging your pants
Jamie: " I told someone i sogged their mom and they roflsogged, shit got EVERYWHERE"

Boomquisha: " Ive done that before and i can tell you it gets quite messy..."
by THEDAMNCOLONAL July 29, 2009
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roll and bowl

the art of driving through town, preferably a residential area, while smoking a bowl
Hey dude the neighbors are outside, want to roll and bowl?
by ChexLeMeneux November 5, 2014
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Hef Roll

It's called a Hef Roll, your old used up nut sack is flat, dry and shriveled , and stuck to your thigh like a fruit roll up. Now think of the sound a fruit roll up makes as you rip it from the plastic.
Girl, you gonna be in trouble, soon as I peel this Hef Roll off my leg.
by Boyd will be boys October 6, 2017
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Ron-Jeremy-Roll

the act of only rolling a condom past the tip/head of your penis, to avoid the boring feeling of sex inside of a piece of rubber. Made famous by Porn legend Ron Jeremy
"I didnt want to wear a condom, but since I had to, I just did the Ron-Jeremy-Roll and got it poppin".
by Johnny Dangerus July 10, 2010
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roflsaurus rex

A dinosaur of a status of rolling on the floor laughing
by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005
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20 roll

A race taking place on any paved surface with 2 or more cars, where all contestants are to hold their speed at exactly 20 mph and at the end of the third honk accelerate to 120 mph at minimum.

Similar to 30, 35, 40, 50 and 60 rolls, all of such races have the standard of 100mph between start and end speeds.

Obviously the person in front wins if they complete the gap first, they stay out in front until all participants mutually shut cars down or all other participants let off early.
Jon wants to 20 Roll against you in his Camaro, don't worry though it doesn't even hit 100 mph.
by PR Buck August 27, 2016
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