Roger Hüppi is the sexiest man to ever walk on this planet. Not a single girl will reject him because he has a massive cock. With that cock, his sexy body and his beautiful smile he is gonna take all the grannies and mommys with them big mommy milkers ( he's gonna suck them all). On his cock he has unbreaking III and efficency V, he's gonna last longer than your parents marriage.
Random Girl: Damn, is that Roger Hüppi? I want his Peepee in my Poopoohole.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.
by RogerHüppiLover August 12, 2022

by Anonymous12thYES July 22, 2017

Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5
A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.
5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)
If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.
If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family.
A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.
5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)
If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.
If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 19, 2022

John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.
He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
by PlumPare August 11, 2024

A douche named Roger that is a Fat Fat Fuck.
In Spanish he is also a fat fuck.
Un imbécil llamado Roger que es un gordo de mierda.
In Spanish he is also a fat fuck.
Un imbécil llamado Roger que es un gordo de mierda.
by onlythingthatpullsoutiscouch December 3, 2019

Coked up anime kingpin. Shows interest in creating fan fictions about his siblings and parents. Only one of his incredible kind.
by Klefman February 9, 2018
