Something stupid that was made by humans to give an explanation on stuff they couldn't explain because they didn't have enough knowledge.
It also caused many war, conflict and death.
It also caused many war, conflict and death.
Somewere in middle ages
-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!
Today, in a history class:
Teacher: And that happened because of Religion
-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!
Today, in a history class:
Teacher: And that happened because of Religion
by ALi♠️ April 25, 2022
Get the Religion mug.A system of beliefs that is followed by a mass of people. The most common religion is Christianity, which follows the Christian god. Many Christians will resort to the bible to help them get out of arguments for free. Cherry-picking the bible is also very common amongst Christians.
by Sciissor May 2, 2022
Get the Religion mug.Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?
Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”
Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”
Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”
Iam “We didn’t...”
Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”
Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”
Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”
Iam 😑
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”
Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”
Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭
Iam 🙄
Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”
Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”
Iam “We didn’t...”
Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”
Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”
Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”
Iam 😑
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”
Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”
Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭
Iam 🙄
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by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022
Get the Religion mug.A religion that worships Irish manager Stephen Bradley, it currently contains around twenty members. 19th of November is Bradleymas, Bradley’s birthday. These people consider Bradley to be god
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Get the Bradley Religion mug.Starism is a religion based off of the stars you see in the sky, there are goddesses and god's however.
Starists are the plural for the religion.
Starists are the plural for the religion.
guy 1: the stars are boring.
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?
guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!
starism (religion)
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?
guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!
starism (religion)
by Starism November 20, 2022
Get the Starism (religion) mug.“How did he pull off this scam? Well, Religion! It’s the fasted way to blind people! And the religion is effective altruism” ~ Tucker Carlson
Hym “Yes Tuck! YES! Your rhetorical prowess is surpassed only by my own!!! That’s EXACTLY my problem with JeepJorp! That’s what HE did with religion! He’s reframed the concept of ‘The Greater Good’ as ‘The Highest Good in a Value Hierarchy’ and has conflated it with God and it is akin to this effective altruism you’re talking about. That’s exactly how you get that conversation between Joe and Bjorn. That’s the direct manifestation of effective altruism. Where the abstract takes precedence over all else. But, yeah, I was supposed to post this 3 days ago but I don’t have any fucking free time anymore.”
by Hym Iam November 21, 2022
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