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porch weed

A black man with heavy dreadlocks who sits on his porch smoking weed.
Mowen from dead island is a good example of a porch weed
by The grey noble February 10, 2014
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porchie

A marijuana smoke session that takes place on a porch
My old lady won't let me smoke inside anymore, so I got to resort to porchies.
by Jimmyjames27 May 19, 2014
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porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.
My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover
by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016
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perch and rotate

Go perch and rotate masturbate by mounting that fence post dildo any inanimate object
by Ilalo October 28, 2017
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Parched Lasagna

When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.
Rachel: damn my pussy is looking like a parched lasagna
Isaiah: thats hot
Popeyes: what the fuck
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"
by PTHmatt November 22, 2007
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Perch

by Ryan Farnsworth January 23, 2009
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