Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.
Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
by dh718 March 26, 2010
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dude that was premarkable! you just gotta stick your landings
dude that was premarkable! you just gotta stick your landings
by abbaloo December 16, 2010
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When someone judges you without gathing sufficient information to do so. You are offended not because you care what they think but because they have not exercised due diligence when forming an opinion about you.
A: "...and now they think I'm racist"
B: "But you ARE racist"
A: "But they don't know that. Its premature judgulation!"
B: "Sure they do. I told them you are a racist"
A: "Oh. Thats ok then"
B: "But you ARE racist"
A: "But they don't know that. Its premature judgulation!"
B: "Sure they do. I told them you are a racist"
A: "Oh. Thats ok then"
by cheesepizza November 14, 2010
Get the Premature Judgulation mug.Overly-cautious driving after news of impending winter weather has been announced. Most frequently seen in southern United States urban areas.
Dude, would you please drive faster than 15 mph. The snow isn't due for another eight hours. Do not show me preemptive driving!
by memphotank February 26, 2011
Get the preemptive driving mug.Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.
Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....
by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011
Get the premature boregasm mug.1. n. A transitionary female who has not yet undergone surgery to become the opposite sex, but whose physical characteristics are noticeably masculine.
2. adj. Tomboyish, aggressive and masculine; but still retaining some feminine characteristics.
2. adj. Tomboyish, aggressive and masculine; but still retaining some feminine characteristics.
1.
Johnny: Man, don't get on me about my female friends.
Marissa: Yeh sure, if by "fe" you mean "pre".
2.
I know you're after some of that premale bacon, bro, but this is Tina we're talking about.
Johnny: Man, don't get on me about my female friends.
Marissa: Yeh sure, if by "fe" you mean "pre".
2.
I know you're after some of that premale bacon, bro, but this is Tina we're talking about.
by molotovme November 30, 2011
Get the Premale mug.The act of Sexting (Sexual Text Messaging) between two parties before engaging in the legal and/or religious confines and institution of covenantal marriage. See Sexting.
Billy: "Hey Babe"
Sally-Jo: "Hey Monkey"
Billy: "What are you wearing?"
Sally-Jo: <Naked Picture>
Billy: "AWESOME!!!"
Premarital Sexting.
Sally-Jo: "Hey Monkey"
Billy: "What are you wearing?"
Sally-Jo: <Naked Picture>
Billy: "AWESOME!!!"
Premarital Sexting.
by RockyRac December 1, 2011
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