pre-dog

When you hook up with a chick and brag about it only to find out one of your crew already hit it weeks prior without your knowledge.

He thought he was king shit on a mountain of turds until he found out I pre-dogged that hoodrat months ago.

by dudemountain September 07, 2015

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Pre-Christmasophobia

Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.

The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas

When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.

I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia

by MissNinja December 24, 2009

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pre-pussywhipped

When someone is pussywhipped before the prospect of even getting pussy.

Jordan was invited to church with her super-conservative family, he's trying to convince her parents she should be able to date him before she's 30. He is so pre-pussywhipped it hurts.

by Anonymysterious January 02, 2011

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pre-forget

In an attempt to forgo the future, a person wants to not remember the next few years and pretend they didn't happen.

Democrat: Isn't it amazing America elected Barack Obama?
Republican: I want to forget election night and pre-forget the next four years.

by LanguageMan November 20, 2008

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pre-scan

A scanning technique in which the scanner performs backspoofing on a list of numbers to find out which ones have interesting CLID names. Telco test numbers will often have the name of the telco come up (ie. Verizon).

I did a pre-scan in 907 and found tons of test numbers from the Mukluk telephone company.

by NotTheory August 03, 2004

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