Poon Coon

A modern slang term for a girl who likes to licka the va-jay-jay.

Rachel is the best poon coon I’ve ever had the pleasure of being friends with.

by Rj2017 April 23, 2018

Poon to Peen ratio

The ratio of females to males at a designated event. This term was inspired by the ultimate chad, Dan Blizzerian

___ threw a killer party, the Poon to Peen ratio was like 12:1

by Chads r us August 5, 2018

Poon musk

The natural odor coming off of a vagina, poon, pussy or snatch.

Your poon musk smells good it's starting to turn me on.
Girl you need to shower I can smell your poon musk over here

by Wadeoh November 22, 2018

Poon-tang

Look up bearded-oyster

I love the taste of poon-tang in the morning.

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

Poon Hawk

One who searches for poon as a hawk searches for prey.

person1: Is Bob still looking for someone to go home with?
person2: Yeah, he's such a poonhawk.

by -poonhawk December 19, 2004

Poon Waffle

a distorted wrinkled vagina

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffles.

by Delphina June 11, 2006

Poon Fishing

To use the service of Myspace or other websites to score with the ladies.

Guy: I went on Myspace last night...did some Poon Fishing.
Friend: How'd that turn out?
Guy: I caught me some hotties.

by Tim Black December 13, 2008