Pineappleing

A form of group sex involving 3 or more people,at least one being a male. You take a pineapple and cut the top off, and then carve hole in the fruit about the size of your penis. Then, shove the pineapple up the takers asshole and put your penis in the hole in the pineapple. The third person sits under them and licks the anal citrus blood blend that drips out of the takers asshole.

Dude, your mom was pineappleing with two guys the other day.

by 5exb8 September 24, 2011

eating pineapple

sticking your tongue in and out of a homosexual's belly button.

dude, are you eating pineapple?

yuh-huhhhh! he's yummy!

by whitegoldandie April 2, 2010

pineapple

Someone who is Hawaiian.
A not very nice term though.

Keikai is a pineapple.

by Ashley July 2, 2004

pineapple

a hairy grenade..........

iraq: o shit its another pinapple

by steve czachor May 25, 2005

upside down pineapple cake

The girl is upside down with her head hanging off the bed/couch and she is giving the boy a blowjob. When he cums she keeps it in her mouth and proceeds to spray it all over his body, hence the topping on the cake.

Boy1: dude, why are you all sticky?
Boy2: girlfriend tried something new, the upside down pineapple cake!
Boy1: you need to end that relationship asap.

by angelD2010 March 8, 2009

Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.

Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.

by PJ lover January 17, 2010

Pineapple Surprise

When you shave your pubes and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff prickles around your fanny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. Then when you go to have sex with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the Pineapple Surprise

"Ow Bitch yo fanny hairy" "Pineapple Surprise mother fucker"

by monkey lover237 December 5, 2013