When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 25, 2017
Get the Pig Kneesmug. A contest between guys(or girls)to pick up and then screw the uglest girl (or guy)in the bar.
This is better done in a town far,far from your own,and NOT under the influence of Jagermeister.
This is also alot more fun when the people you compete against are better-looking than you.
This is better done in a town far,far from your own,and NOT under the influence of Jagermeister.
This is also alot more fun when the people you compete against are better-looking than you.
by Woodland Hunter August 25, 2008
Get the pig huntmug. because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer”
by stef quack April 20, 2021
Get the sus no pigmug. Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.
by PhantomXero August 19, 2016
Get the Scooter Pigmug. a legendary creature that has shaggy, dark purple fur, and lots of razor sharp teeth. it looks like a boar, but has long, strong legs, and can run very fast. it is four times larger than an average pig. it hunts by night and eats by day. they can easily break into your house and slash your throat in your sleep. being attacked by a night pig is worse than a huberbluh.
oh my gosh, its a night pig!!! everybody ge-
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
by 500kit500 March 9, 2017
Get the night pigmug. (Presented in a group setting) Let’s pig fight later… or… pig fight later?
(In public) She could join our pig fight in mud tonight.
(In public) She could join our pig fight in mud tonight.
by gavinwang August 7, 2022
Get the Pig fightmug. by Hmm It's Raining May 14, 2017
Get the Pig Tongmug.