Multi Diverse Personality unlike schizophrenia is the result of multitasking requirements in the present day age whereby one must have the ability to switch personalities based on the requirement to adapt to a particular environment.
John has such a multi diverse personality MDP in such that he can actually be an accountant one minute, then a sales person the next, but even more so he can type and text message on his phone at the same time. His girlfriend Jane can social network, analyze people, and text message also at the same time, making her a MDP also. Hence, their relationship is made in heaven. Adaptability is so important, they have mastered it as MDP's.
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Get the Multi Diverse Personality MDP mug.When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.
from: johnasmith@companymail.com
to: johnasmith@personalmail.com
Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:
Enclosed please find our latest annual report.
With Best Regards,
John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO
Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."
to: johnasmith@personalmail.com
Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:
Enclosed please find our latest annual report.
With Best Regards,
John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO
Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."
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