Pandemic-perfect

A style of dressing in which your face is covered with a mask and you are wearing gloves.

That mask. Those gloves. Dang. Get it, baby. You are pandemic-perfect.

by LeggingsAndBeets March 22, 2020

beyond perfect

something that isn’t comparable to anything else. something that changes the meaning of perfect.

Guy: whoa have you seen that girl? she’s beyond perfect
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is

by Doseful May 3, 2020

armchair perfectionist

A person who declares everyone else at fault for any problem, while they themselves claim it's not their responsibility to help solve the problem. They absolve themselves from anything remotely challenging that might tarnish their appearance of blamelessness, especially with technology issues. They love assigning blame while remaining safely removed. They also like to point out how other people inconvenience them.

The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"

by DoIhaveto?di March 4, 2021

Most Perfect Face

Someone with a face ratio called the Golden Ratio i.e 1.168

“Did you know that Jin has the most perfect face!?”

“Im not even suprised. It's KSJ we're talking about"

by CarvedGhost June 10, 2021

Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition

The act of attempting to drop a syringe into a patient from another story of a building.

Welcome to Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition, let’s see if this syringe makes it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

the perfect attire

an all black fit

all black fit thats the perfect attire

by j6mari August 18, 2022

ok perfect

When something doesn’t go your way and you have nothing to say.

Can I get a pumpkin loaf? No. Ok perfect.

by Unicorn frappuccino November 28, 2022