urinal patty

When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet

Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!

by kenickers October 27, 2015

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin

“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”

by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024

Patti

Verb v - to vex someone or to annoy something

"Hey John, what a fine day we have today!"
"Hey Kate, don't Patti me, you're scaring the birds!"

by wetcatwithahat March 24, 2025

Peppermint Patty

When a female shoves a candy cane up inside of her pussy hole, and part of it breaks off and starts to melt, as it would inside a mouth, and a man sucks out the candy cane juice.

Michelle shoved a candy cane up her pussy hole, and gave Derek a peppermint patty.

by Joe From Sacramento December 16, 2022

patty ice

the smoothest man know to the whole world that gets all the bitches

patty ice gets all the hoes

by jojothekoolkat February 5, 2022

patti mae smith

patti mae smith is a very short girl with luscious yummy locks. she has bad taste in men but good taste in woman. she craves validation but love everyone around her and is always looking out for everyone. she has the best friend in the world who looks the complete opposite but they would do anything for eachother. she doesn’t like school but she love the people she sees *most* just don’t piss patti mae smith off.

“wow is that patti mae smith?”
“yeah she smokin hot!”

by lilsmucker March 18, 2022

Patty Pour

An extremely large pour of alcohol requested by, typically, a middle aged, meddling mother-in-law. Filled completely to the brim of the glass to satisfy their alcohol needs.

“Mom, do you want a refill?”
“Sure. And hey, I’m not driving - make it a Patty Pour!”

by doeshow11 August 12, 2024