Scratch Paper

Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.

you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.

by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019

Paper boss

A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.

The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.

by $#!+ #€@d August 23, 2019

Toilet paper

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.

He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

paper eater

someone who only eats paper

'' omg what are they doing''
'' don't worry there a paper eater''

by paper eater September 19, 2022

paper cups

Corporate trickery akin to a magician's cup and ball game. The actions of corporate to disguise and manipulate financial records, and limit liability.

The CFO spent their day playing with paper cups.

by Buffalafagus August 26, 2019

paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022