Panda Dick

A black person's white dick

Bro I have such a panda dick

Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.

by CleverDuck May 17, 2016

panda nipples

Circular pattern of chest hair around the nipples on a dark-haired white guy. Usually when the chest hair is only around the nipples. Named for the way it resembles a panda's dark eyespots on a white background.

The first time I saw Will Clark topless, all I could think was "Jaysus, he's got some serious panda nipples!"

by Mercy March 09, 2006

Panda Face

When a man ejaculates on a black woman's face, thus creating a panda face.

I panda faced that bitch last night son.

Song: Come on wit dat panda face,

come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,

now now shes got that panda face.

by Tommy Tommy salami October 05, 2010

Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 06, 2009

Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017

Panda San

Incredibly awesome super-human being that often runs around beating random people with large chunks of bamboo.

People living in Mid-Michigan are often targets for the Panda San

by Panda San June 21, 2008

Panda Popping

Panda Popping is when a girl chucks a drink over a guy after he has groped her in a nightclub.

Charlie: "I just panda popped that guy... he stuck his hand up my skirt. WTF!"

Paula: "Haha... you love panda popping".

by Charlie_H November 05, 2011