pan-meta theory

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.

Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.

by zanderfin July 4, 2020

Pan

A term for marijuana popularized by the drunken peasants.

1: Smoke pan everyday
2: yo man how much pan you got?

by NihiliSlav July 23, 2016

Peter Pan

A penis that smells like rotten fish

Guy 1: You wanna come over and eat sandwiches?
Guy 2: Sure, but first I need to wash my Peter Pan

by TrashBoat2000 November 1, 2017

Pennsylvania Pam Pan

When you lay a girl naked down on the concrete and grease her body with lube and cooking spray combined, and then proceed to fry an egg on top of her stomach. Then give her a California Tummy Tickle to flip the egg if you'd like it over easy.

I had a Pennsylvania Pam Pan for breakfast this morning. Delicious.

by FreightTrainFrank July 11, 2016

pan

pig-man abbr.; pig (about person); a disparaging term for a person

Look at yourself, pan

by Andrius March 1, 2008

PAN

puzzy azz niqqa

fuckin joe won’t answer the phone, idk if we can roll. it’s cus he’s a PAN

by dangla69 July 28, 2024

South Florida sauce pan

While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.

Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.

by Suck my Whole Kevin November 2, 2015