Nerd-Picking

The same as Nit-Picking but what nerds do with beloved franchise sequels/prequels.

"Han shot first! Greedo never fired! And he missed from two feet away!"
"Dude you're nerd-picking!"

by aobcd8663 May 27, 2015

Covered parking

When a male inserts his own penis into his anus and leaves it there for an extended period of time.

E-ton was upset that his covered parking was occupid.

by HandJ1 May 26, 2018

Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree

To have male homosexual tendencies

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

by JHop March 12, 2008

packin hairy lips

when a female is wearing a mini-skit or a short dress, and is wearing tight underwear in which you can see her hairy vagina, which looks likes two lips.

The other day at work i was eating lunch,and i droped my fork and as i went back up i seen this women it looked like she was packin a hairy yoyo, but i checked again she was definitely packin hairy lips.

by succia minghia January 2, 2010

beaner packin

when alot of people get in a small car and are bunched up and really tight.

guy1:lets go to disny land in my buggy

guy2:but we won't fit

guy3:then lets start beaner packin

by samuri beaner January 31, 2008

Parking

The act of parking your car in a well hidden area and getting it on with the other person. Either in the backseat or passenger seat. Not intended for in a closed-off trunk.

They went parking behind the old factory last night.

by yeathatsright. February 9, 2010