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baseball player

People who play baseball (a great sport!)
Usually veryyyyyyyyyy hot and talented.
The best baseball player come from the Dodgers!
by DodgersChamps08!! March 7, 2009
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day player

A ugly/fat girl that gives you a blowjob during the day so that none of your real friends find out.
"That bitch ain't nothing but a day player"
by Jimbo Price June 1, 2009
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hockey player

obivously the hottest type of athlete.
Girl A- did you see that guy?!?!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!
by dancechick333 December 4, 2007
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alto saxophone player

An alto saxophone player that usually finds joy in being first chair and boasting about his "superior" parts. Might be friends with the bass clarinet player.
An alto saxophone player is usually male and finds joy in dating girlfriends of his friends
by opiu November 23, 2007
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lacrosse player

person who is too coordinated for baseball. usually started baseball when they were younger but got bored because it moved two miles an hour. therefore they switched to lacrosse. usually plays football or hockey also. can beat the shit out of you any day of the week.
by xaone February 17, 2010
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Titanfall 2 player

A gamer who plays titanfall 2. Be aware of these individuals they identify each other by calling one another "pilots". If a non pilot is in the vicinity, the titanfall 2 player will attempt to convince the person to try titanfall 2. If all else fails, this "pilot" will attempt to abduct and force the individual to play Titanfall 2
(Random person) Who's that over there?

(Random person 2) oh thats a Titanfall 2 player i'd steer clear if i were you
by Orsina May 21, 2021
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Fortnite player

Okay, so here’s a very effective explanation of Fortnite players. It explains in great detail what Fortnite players are like, but does not directly insult them. So, without further ado…

Modern-day human beings are in many ways different from previous humans. One reason why is because of the 2017 video game called “Fortnite,” which started out as an average battle-royale game. As of 2019 Fortnite has obtained a very toxic community. It is imperative that people, especially children and teenagers, should not play Fortnite due to bad influence and a risk of many mental and bodily changes.

Children should not play Fortnite due to bad influence mostly obtained from toxic chat-room messages and squeakers in online voice chats. The toxic community on Fortnite induces a malevolent and repulsive influence on the language usage and behavioral patterns of children, impairing their communication skills and also causing them to use inappropriate language. Many youths like this, even small children, will start using racist language and will also increase their usage of cursing. This proves that children are most severely affected by Fortnite’s toxic community.
Fortnite player: WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE—
Normal person: what the hell is wrong with you dumbass
Fortnite player: fortnite RULES
Normal person: so you know about a disorder called autism, right?
Fortnite player: uh… yeaaah?
Normal person: that’s you right now but worse
Fortnite player: ur just jealous that we’re better than your crappy Smash bros ass
Normal person: you seriously do not know how to function socially
Fortnite player: WE LIKE FORTNITE
Normal person: futile
by VeganCarnivore647 September 8, 2019
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