pittsburg platter

squatting over a loved ones face and dropping a deuce onto their eagerly awaiting face.

I ate Mexican for lunch,so my girlfriend couldn't wait for me to give her a pittsburg platter.

by Scott311 July 18, 2006

platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

by caitlin Perry December 9, 2008

Chicken Patty

same as Flapjacks, the sack left behind dangling in between your dogs legs, after he is neutered

OMG The Dog looks like he has a Chicken Patty flapping around between his legs!

by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

platt

to go on a reality show , knowing that you have no chance of winning, in search of fame.

I think that woman just pulled a platt. She is barred from qualifying because she exceeds the age requirement by 20 gosh darn years.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater

Hideo kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series, featuring Naked Platypus as the new main Character and a new quadrapedal walking tank, Metal Gear Monotreme. Takes place in Argentina, iIguassu falls.

player 1:"The CQQ in Platypus Eater is tight, kid!!!"

Player 2:"CQQ?"

Player 1:"Close Quarters Quacking!"

Player 2:"Metal Gear Platypus: Platypus Eater is the best game ever!!!"

by Cold Coda September 1, 2009

patty mayo

American entrepreneur, YouTube prankster and actor residing in Southern California. Patty is best known for his bounty hunting series and stringing vlogs, in addition to his series portraying himself as a sheriff in Oregon.

Girl 1:have you watch patty mayo on YouTube
Girl 2:no

Girl 1: Well he have the best YouTube content on his channel

by Sltg September 24, 2019