Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying

Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it

by really! August 18, 2009

Simon Period

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.

Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?

by Tom224 June 02, 2012

dunk period

The moment when you're having your period while being dunked by a donkey into a toilet that was used by a fat guy who considered it inappropriate to flush.

I just had a *dunk period*.

by to the max ugly cats May 07, 2015

Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018

period puncher

a person who sucks as much as periods do and is like a punch in the stomach

Did you see how annoying Jenna was she's a period puncher.

by Leah Larson October 12, 2015

period sticker

when a pad is so small its more like a "congratulations sticker"

jimmy:*sticks period sticker to timmy*
timmy:wtf
jimmy:congrats on ur period

by raybeez April 08, 2022

period boobs

when your boobs are bigger while you're on your period because they're swollen

Did Ashley's boobs get bigger?

No she just has period boobs.

by missmawma May 26, 2022