beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
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beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.
That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021
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Fart Muscle

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles
by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016
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Pussy Muscle

A muscle that has no real world function besides grtting you all the thick pussy
D'juon: My abs are looking so nice today
Duane: Man thats a pussy muscle work out those damn chicken legs
by Undatedshrimp January 09, 2017
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muscle v

The muscle or vein area injections are injected. (Forearm) (innerelbow) (mainvein)
Need to stay woke, muscle v perfect stride, heavens arrived.
by CMD88 June 24, 2020
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wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.
He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.
by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023
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Muscle Butt

A popular trend starting in late 2021 to current of females posing in tights or yoga pants highlighting their buttocks, usually in a gym or other athletic environment.
My IG feed is flooded with muscle butt photos.
by Hype_813 December 19, 2023
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