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Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter
:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks
by colt2131 July 15, 2022
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Track 7

"Track 7" is a way to discribe a rough and bad period in our lives and in general just something that sucks.
The slang word was made during the recordings of Sigurd og Noas first official single "Har En Plan", because the two artists were having trouble recording on one of the audio tracks. The track was called "track 7" and later they recorded a new song called "track 7" inspired by the event.
Bro, i´m shredding on track 7 after breaking up with my girlfriend .
by DOLF_P December 8, 2018
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Tracking game

While you are pissing, if someone throws an object within your line of sight, you must immediately start tracking it with your piss. If you hit it, you immediately jack off and nut on it, but if your nut misses it, you kill yourself
Yooo, I was pissing at the kindergarten baseball practice and one of them threw a ball at me so I started the Tracking game, and hit it at the last second!
by Edge master200 April 2, 2024
mugGet the Tracking gamemug.

Beaten Track

When said cock is mutilated with in a clamp stand
Coates falls into a clamp. Oh no! he has got a beaten track.
by MNNVCXZASDEWQ January 4, 2022
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The permanent hint on every fucking poorly made Roblox cart ride.
It shouldn't really be used in a sentence since it's just used in a perm hint on roblox
and also that its a sentence itself
The maker of this map thanks xLEGOx for letting him/her use this track sections
by blokc August 8, 2023
mugGet the The maker of this map thanks xLEGOx for letting him/her use this track sectionsmug.

tain tracks

When your girl is listening to the bass in your car and its good... the vibrations will cause "tain tracks" on the seat somewhat under the vicinity of her posterior. Dirivitive of "poon-tain"
The bass hit just right that the girl in the passenger seat left tain tracks when she got up.
by Mattrayward79 September 14, 2020
mugGet the tain tracksmug.

track

Person A: Did you hear I won the race yesterday?
Person B: No I didn't, that's track dude!
by vanessaunderwood March 18, 2021
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