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Crazy Tuesdays

A day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink.

This day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to testicles and eating money, and is a student event based on works of the Bible surrounding Holy Testicle day.
It's the day after crazy tuesdays, peaceful wednesdays!
by Dudleyshwamm November 4, 2010
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Boozeday Tuesday

1. The day in which it is customary to binge drink natty light and play monster games of beirut in Rachel and Steve's apartment.

2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
1. "Moira carried me to bed after I passed out on the floor on Boozeday Tuesday"

2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
by Stan "Hurls" Curley August 20, 2008
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Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
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Panda Tuesday

Panda Tuesday is a celebration of the one and only Portsmouth Panda - A lovable, warm creature that frequents that area. This celebration occurs every Tuesday, usually around 8 AM. A celebratory email is written which includes a picture of a Panda, often in a cute or funny situation.

Alt. meaning 1. A coworker who resembles a Panda who is celebrated once a week.

Alt. meaning 2 - (aka - Dirty Panda). While hooking up with a very hairy woman, shave a part of her body, then put shaving foam on your face and return to motorboat shaved area, thus revealing the Dirty Panda.
"Hey guys, its time to celebrate Panda Tuesday!". It was quickly decided to take place every Tuesday.

"I should really shower after that Dirty Panda!"
by Panda Tuesday March 8, 2014
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tuesday booty day

Hey guess what day it is
What day
Tuesday booty day!

Wow looks like I'm sending a booty pic
by Hailallbooty July 16, 2014
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Tuesday suit

That ugly suit you wear Tuesday, that no one is in the office to see.
"Hey babe, should I wear this suit to my interview?" - "Honey that's a Tuesday suit, you want to look Sunday morning."
by Macgyver's Son August 28, 2014
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c u next tuesday

is a phrase used when trying to be politically correct and avoid the derogatory acronym C.U.N.T
the woman at the BMV was being so omnipotent that i had to say " c u next tuesday" during my departure.
by LORD Mi EGO December 22, 2014
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