kamikaze noob

This term is used commonly in crypto trading. It described a newbie trader that goes all in into risky coins (that are usual scams) like TRX. Also doesn't do any research & doesn't care what he is buying, until he receives -80% slap on his investment.

Example 1:

A: My friend went all in into TRX. He doesn't know it's a scam.
B: He is such a kamikaze noob, he is going to get rekt so hard.

Example 2:

A: Suppoman pumps his coins so hard.
B: Well yeah, he has many kamikaze noobs under his belt.

by kobilica March 7, 2018

Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

Noob Denial

When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.

Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again

by rekless91 August 14, 2010

Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet

1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"

by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009

Noobing out

When you're playing a game or performing some other skilled activity, and a loss of focus, distraction, stress, or any combination of similar factors results in a rapid and uncharacteristic loss of skill or finesse. You start making noob mistakes.

"He was playing well for a while, but then he made a mistake or two and started noobing out. He totally blew it at the end."

by binarymike July 8, 2011

Flashbang Noob

When a player on a game which has flashbangs on it, such as counter-strike and counter-strike:Source, uses it through inadequate means. He/she would use it all the time and generally on one person, due to a lack of skill.

The Flashbang Noob threw two flashbangs at me when I was alone because they have no skill.

by CraZyMaNiac January 9, 2009

noob aura

When a pro player plays something like DotA or CS, constantly owning, and then some random noob comes into the room or netcafe, the pro player suddenly starts to die and lose. This is caused by noob aura. It is very serious problem. The only way you can get rid of it is to kick the noob out of the room, netcafe etc etc. When you do this, your pro skills are returning to you instantly and you start to own again.

Pro player(playing dota): Double kill! Oh yeah! Triple kill!!! Oh yeah!!

Noob enters the netcafe: Hey guys. What's up? Wow you play dota! I have to watch!
Pro player: OMFG I DIED! FFS! SOMEONE KICK THAT NOOB OUT, HE IS SPREADING NOOB AURA! FAST BEFORE WE ALL START TO SUCK AS HELL.

Noob gets kicked out of netcafe.

Pro player: OH YEAH DOUBLE KILL AGAIN! RAPE THEM! GO FOR THE RAX!

by Branch53 January 28, 2010