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Tomato’s

Most disgusting food ever. Claims to be a fruit but is more like a FOOT! Once you eat a tomato you should be expecting to throw up for days
Son: mom could be have tomato’s for lunch!

Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*
by Realharrystylesfan June 27, 2021
mugGet the Tomato’smug.

tomato love

1. When a regular action is mistaken for a romantic gesture.
2. An adoration based on an idyllic but not realistic situation.
Thomas was in tomato love when Giselle held the door for him.
Ethel had tomato love for her garden, even though frost had withered most plants.
by abecedarianeroo May 26, 2021
mugGet the tomato lovemug.

tomato

why are you trying to find the definition for a food
I will eat a tomato (MUKBANG)
by neptunerahhh7 May 22, 2024
mugGet the tomatomug.

Awkward Tomatoes

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes
by jessiej May 24, 2011
mugGet the Awkward Tomatoesmug.

Tomato Zach

A grumpy and hardworking dude, Tomato Zach is an icon. He loves to roast people, and watch sketchy YouTube videos. If you have a Tomato Zach in your life, prepare to get roasted. He loves his Jeep and keeps it in perfect condition. If you step on his perfect lawn, you better run cause he loves it.
Tomato Zach is salty and mean.
by Santa squad November 14, 2018
mugGet the Tomato Zachmug.

toasted tomato

When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)
I was doing anal with my girlfriend last night and accidently gave her a toasted tomato.
by GangbangGrandma August 29, 2016
mugGet the toasted tomatomug.

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