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A Connor Dump

A poop that is soo bad, soo sloppy and really really painful, that after you have finished it, your bumchecks hurt and the worst thing about it, you’ve ran out of toilet paper.
Yo bro let me just go take a Connor dump
by NYIIII February 14, 2019
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Dump Miscarriage

When you get on the toilet ready to take a dump and end up just farting.
"I was so mad yesterday when I got up to take a dump and it ended up just being a dump miscarriage"
by Stubs7996 April 3, 2013
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Erotic Dumping

When you’re taking a poop and the goal is to poop before passing out whether it’s by being choked or vagaling down.
Mitch asked Colton “did you do any erotic dumping yesterday?” Colton replied “yes, my wife Allie literally choked the shit out of me.”
by Lazer October 2, 2020
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heli-dump

The act of taking a massive dump whilst spinning in a circular motion thus spraying and or plastering the surrounding area. Heli-dumps are best practiced at "the ex-girlfriend's place".
I did a heli-dump at work. My boss was somewhat impressed and or aroused
by theoxnardians July 25, 2010
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snot dump

A bowel movement with little or no consistency, that kind of looks like snot when you go to flush. Usually comes out with explosive force.
dude 1: Dude, I'm not going to work today....

dude 2: Why?
dude 1: I just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: Yeah, fuck that, I wouldn't risk having to do that at work either.
by David from Cumming December 20, 2010
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dump scare

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.
You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.
by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022
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Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.
I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.
by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013
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