relative motion nigger theory

When one nigger runs, all the other niggers within a 20-meter radius also run because they assume a white police officer is chasing him.

Bob: "Why do all niggers run together even though none of them committed a crime? It takes fucking forever to sort them out at the police station and half the time we just charge all of them with rape."

John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."

by anonymous March 11, 2022

nigger games

1. Purposely wasting another person's time so as just to annoy them.

"Jim you know we got shit to do, why you gotta be playin' those nigger games?"
Bitch!

by Jonny engineer August 10, 2007

nigger cycling

Riding a bicycle and holding another bike.
Typically a man of african decent, riding a bicycle while at the same time holding another bicycle with his right or left hand as it rolls beside him. They are obtained when kids or other unintelligent people leave bikes outside unattended for a short period. Usually in larger cities.

"Look over there, that nigger is nigger cycling a kids bike!"

Jen: hey i cant find my bike.
Charles: did you check the garage?
Jen: no i left it right here on the front porch.
Charles: well, looks like you've been nigger cycled.

by chuckydeath! March 6, 2009

Super Nigger

Super Nigger can be used as a verb or a noun.

1.(Noun) A massive ape man that has spent at least 10 years of his life in prison. A Super Nigger will eat fried chicken for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. A Super Nigger will also beat his girlfriend after each meal to release anger built up by his enslaved ancestors.

2.(Verb) The act of Super Niggering can be accomplished by committing three or more felonies, beating at least one woman, drinking 2 or more liters of grape soda, playing basketball with Tupac, and killing at least 1 white cop, all within the span of a week.

1. Yo did you just see that super nigger rob the 7/11 then get away in his dodge charger?

2. Hey taikisha, get over here so I can beat the shit out of you, I'm trying to super nigger this week.

by MonkeyMagician March 22, 2019

fat nigger disease

A disease contracted by eating at least 25% more than your stomach can contain. The symptoms include sleepiness, wanting to roll over and die, and discomfort. It may also cause you to never want to eat again, but that will pass in coming time.

Joe: God damn... This is damn good looking breakfast.
Timmy: Hell yeah... I'm gonna get fat nigger disease!
Joe: Me too!

by Tera Reid August 2, 2007

nigger jones

A random black person. Especially one who is anyonomus to you.

Here comes nigger jones walking down the street with his moppy hair.

by Leileene April 25, 2007

nigger paradox

When the only way you can get a black persons respect is to be extremely cool and nice to them. Which, in return, they take advantage of the niceness and you're back where you started. This mainly applies to adults/teachers.

My principal was a good principal. He only went wrong when he started befriending everyone. All the black kids now saw him as a peer and not a figure of authority, thus taking advantage of him and causing him to get fired. The nigger paradox. If you don't befriend them, they dont respect you. When you do befriend them, they take advantage of you. It never works out.

by The Great Faran October 28, 2007