Homo Cop

1. A Homo Cop, Is A Police Officer Who When Frisking You Trys To Get Extra Feels On A Males Private Parts,

2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis

3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.

4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals

Detective Smith Is A Homo Cop, He Smiles When He Strip Searched Me And Had Is His Eyes Glued On My Penis The Whole Time With A Devils Grin

Noun

by Morg Parks December 29, 2010

Homo Sapien

A modern day "Human" which is also a Homo Sapien which is a human being in which lives on
planet earth which is in the solar system, in the Milky Way galaxy which is in a cosmo,
that is in side a universe in which there could be multiple universes.

You know im dragging this out for humour, why are you still reading this?

Randy:"You see Sarah yesterday?"
Waldo:"Yea she didn't look like a Homo Sapien."

by Callthefeds May 7, 2018

Master Homo

This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.

The Master Homo is massing an army for the invasion of California.

by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009

Homo Pee

The act of peeing while upside down and gurgling water, both at the same time. An extremely difficult task which can only be performed by the expert.

Drew: Hey
Marcus: Hey what's up?
Drew: Nothing much, I'm just busy
Marcus: With what?
Drew: Homo peeing....
Marcus: Oh, Lemme try!

by Something Forgotten February 26, 2009

homo substitute

1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.

"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"

"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing

by Pr3dair October 21, 2010

homo tornado

1. when a gay person dances in a circular fashion.
2. when you masturbate into a blender, and it shoots it out back at you.
3. a reference about a penis twirling around a bunghole.
4. when the tasmanian devil attacks to the sounds of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive".

You better back off before i hit you with a homo tornado.

by Peaches521 May 22, 2010

homo rejectus

the act of being killed into a homosapian propulsifier in halo III, and being shot back out.

In addition, used as a demeaning description of someone who SHOULD be killed and shot out of a homosapian propulsifier.

"you just got homo rejected"

"you're a homo rejectus"

by gabb.ri.el. March 25, 2009