Picture Ninja

A fat and/or ugly girl that disguises her bulk in nearly every picture she takes.

"I got screwed by a picture ninja I met through facebook for the first time today. Her picture was hot, but I never saw the 300 pounds her head was attached to."

by BrettNR December 9, 2008

ninja cock

A penis that is small and hard to see in the dark, just like a ninja.

"Son of the Lumberjack is a ninja, and wears dressy sweatpants."

by D00bsan April 15, 2003

ninjabeast

A ninja beast is someone who is fast like a ninja and awesome like a beast. Or Someone who is just amazing

That guy is such a ninjabeast.

by NInjabeast January 12, 2009

ninja butt-punch

An unexpected, very rapid punch to the buttocks - typically for retribution - most often achieved while walking up a staircase. "Ninja butt-punch" is quickly, quietly spoken by the attacker as he makes his move, with "BUTT" heavily accented as the fist makes contact.

"ninja BUTT-punch" -- "Ahh!! You faggot!!!"

by alftoid January 4, 2010

Ninjability

Having the ability to go unseen while being mischevious, funny, or stupid.

GIRL: Who the hell took my beer? I only set it down for a second!
GUY: Don't underestimate my NINJABILITY bitch! CRIIIP SHIIIT!

by Ninja Ren October 7, 2011

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances

None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

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by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010

Playing 'Fruit Ninja'

Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.

Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!

by mindbrand February 21, 2023