by lysergic acid enjoyer December 9, 2024
Get the Mormonmug. When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
Get the Mormon blow jobmug. A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
Get the Mormon Fuckboimug. by Queen of the anal June 9, 2016
Get the Mormon Codemug. 1. Giving someone a handshake right after having sex without washing your hands.
2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
by StarGirl;) June 26, 2022
Get the Mormon handshakemug. "How's it going brother? Wanna nice glass of mormon juice while we play a fun family friendly game of sharades?
by Uncle Mongo December 9, 2021
Get the mormon juicemug. Person 1: "Mormons are basically the premium version of Christians!"
Person 2: "Shut up. Nobody asked for your opinion. "
Person 2: "Shut up. Nobody asked for your opinion. "
by The One With Wives March 15, 2022
Get the Mormonsmug.