What a little kid who doesn't know how to wipe his or her own butt yells out when they're finished going No. 2.
Four-year-old Timmy sat on the toilet after finishing his poop, planning out the rest of his afternoon. But he decided it was time to get up, so he made the call: "Mom! I'm done."
by doctor ewing October 9, 2009
Get the Mom! I'm done. mug.ugly very high jeans with 9 inch zippers that moms wear. sometimes containing elastic waist bands. very narrow at the bottom and big along the hips. they fit mom just the way she likes it.
by juliepoolie May 3, 2006
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The ability mothers have to touch excessively hot objects (such as those inside an oven) that should not be humanly possible.
<Guy 1> "Dude your mom just pulled that turkey out of the oven without mitts how are her hands not on fire?"
<Guy 2> "She's got mom hands! They feel no pain man."
<Guy 2> "She's got mom hands! They feel no pain man."
by Fegaurds December 4, 2013
Get the Mom Hands mug.When one asks for some of your food, then takes an obnoxiously large bite out of it, similar to what a bite that a mother would take out of her children's food.
"Hey, can I have a little bit of that cinammon roll?"
"Sure"
*eats half the cinnamon roll in one bite*
"Awww, dude, you Mom-Bit it!"
"Hey, do you want some of my cookie? Don't Mom-Bite it though, my blood sugar is low."
Mother: I need to make sure that pizza isn't poisonous. *takes huge bit*
Child: MOM!
Mom: Shut up, I gave birth to you!
"Sure"
*eats half the cinnamon roll in one bite*
"Awww, dude, you Mom-Bit it!"
"Hey, do you want some of my cookie? Don't Mom-Bite it though, my blood sugar is low."
Mother: I need to make sure that pizza isn't poisonous. *takes huge bit*
Child: MOM!
Mom: Shut up, I gave birth to you!
by Michaleangelo Ferinni April 10, 2010
Get the Mom-Bite mug.Eric Cartman screams this line in the "Make Love, Not WarCraft" episode of southpark when he is at his computer playing World of WarCraft with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. This line has become famous throughout the internet within seconds of the episode's release.
by Stealth Xykoliek October 9, 2006
Get the mom bathroom mug.A body found typically on women ages 20-35 who have just given birth and/ or spend most of their time taking care of their kids rather than going to the gym . A mom bod includes but is not limited to, thick thighs, a soft and round but small belly, love handles, wide hips, a rear end that has the perfect amount of softness, length and width. Women with mom bods are NOT OBESE but they are 5-15 pounds overweight in the right places. A lot of women with mom bods still have their facial beauty but with the extra and amazing body thickness that comes with having children. Having a mom bod is not a bad thing, many guys find it attractive and even prefer it over a rail thin body type. One benefit of having a mom bod is that you’ll look super hot in leggings or yoga pants and you will also give the best cuddles as your body feels like a pillow :) Having a mom bod and being thick are technically the same thing but mom bods are more special because mom bods are more of a symbol of honor.
Friend: hey bro look at that girl over there she thick af like damn
Me: isn’t that Molly? She had a kid but damn she still looks good af she def has a Mom Bod just look at her thighs and butt
Friend : Hell yah mom bods Rock!
Me: isn’t that Molly? She had a kid but damn she still looks good af she def has a Mom Bod just look at her thighs and butt
Friend : Hell yah mom bods Rock!
by Guzz Buzz September 5, 2021
Get the Mom Bod mug.A moment where you are acting like a mom. You are having a moment when you tell your friends not to drink, swear, or slouch.
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