Armstrong Middle School

A middle school in Plano, Texas filled with fake wanna-be drug dealers that claim fake gangs. Every few weeks the bathrooms are closed because some dummy tried selling drugs in there and got caught. Students fight at 8:00 in the morning. The counselors don't do shit there except change your classes and make half-assed speeches about mental health. They do have a pretty good sports and instrument team tho.
Kid 1: hey bro what middle school did you go to?
Kid 2: Armstrong Middle School
Kid 1: *books it*
by bedsheettoes January 30, 2021
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Parkcrest middle school

A school full of dick riders, hating ass hoes , and wanna be hoes
I hate Parkcrest middle school
by Mrs jj March 27, 2019
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Thornburg Middle School

This trash ass school consists of bitchy teachers, gorilla ass bitches, and pussy ass dudes. Some of the girlies are cool but most of them are dumb ugly sluts . Some of the guys are lit but most of them are pussy and all of them have huge ass egos. There is no code in this school. People date who they want to even if they best friend dated them already. Moral of the story don’t trust nobody at this school.
Eugene: what’s the shittiest school you been to?

Greta: thornburg Middle school
by Dingylingypingy April 11, 2020
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Bowman Middle School

Bowman is ghetto af and old. People petty and fake everyone there is a hoe and teachers are annoying as hell and everyone there is ugly
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Crossroads Middle School

A shithole of a middle school that is located in the 4 deepest circles of hell, Lewisberry, Goldsboro/Etters, and New Cumberland.

You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.

The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.

You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
Jose: Hey remember Crossroads Middle School?
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
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Kenmore Middle School

Kenmore Middle School is a middle school in Arlington VA they are 60% Hispanic 20% white and 20% black but soon the white VSCO girls will take over. There are virtually no Asians if you are lucky you might find one. Spanish translation below. Kenmore Middle School es una escuela intermedia en Arlington VA, son 60% hispanas, 20% blancas y 20% negras, pero pronto las niñas VSCO blancas se harán cargo. Prácticamente no hay asiáticos si tienes suerte puedes encontrar uno.
Kenmore Middle School is so not white lmao
by FortniteAliA August 23, 2019
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Fisher middle school

The place where where most teenagers become depressed and cry in the grafitti filled bathroom stalls. Not to mention that the student body is either rich, or pretends to not be, to avoid judgment from “friends”. There’s always a popular group. A group of 6-8 girls that get hated on everyday for being “snobby” or “stuck up” but really they are just being themselves. As i used to be a popular girl I look back to fisher middle school as a hellhold with bitchy girls and the type of boys that will ruin any self-confidence a girl has to her face. Fisher Middle School can kiss my ass. Oh and yeah we all got baked in your bathroom Ms. Vickers, and yes that cotton candy smell is coming my backpack. OH almost forgot that bitter smell of alcohol. That was her! The one in the corner.

Anyway, fisher middle school was a waste of time all I got from it was anxiety.
Person 1: Hey don’t you go to fisher middle school?

Person 2: Yeah

Person 1: Shit could you hook me up with something like... My parents won’t find out I promise they work all the time.
by RJF November 30, 2019
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