Merminder

A sad reminder.

This is a merminder that you have an appointment for a root canal after work.

by thenahas0527 March 25, 2016

mermaid stuff

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.

"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"

by Viksin April 25, 2016

Merp

A word used to express almost all emotions, much like awkwardness.

Person 1:hello, it me

Person 2:merp

Person 2:derp

Person 1:merp

by Coconut_Potato_BomBom October 6, 2016

merp

What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.

Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.

Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.

Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!

by Lynxical September 21, 2016

Memphis whirlwind

When a person tries to fart on a man but he helicopters his dick to blow the fart wind towards that person.

I just hit you with a Memphis whirlwind

by Farooq97 September 8, 2016

Memphis Belle

Take a dump from any high structure such as a cliff over a swimming hole , radio antenna or pergola over a hot tub.

I was riding a zip line over the park and pulled a Memphis Belle on a picnic table.

by Bosoms Orork July 28, 2016

Memp

When you go to tell someone you have great memes but then you wrote it differently so it says Memps. Once the memes have become Memps they get danker

Mike has some dank Memps

by Nothanksnicole August 8, 2016