A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
Get the instant mashed potatoesmug. Mish-mash is a traditional Bulgarian springtime dish comprising a medley of fresh vegetables, commonly including tomatoes, bell peppers, and onions. These vibrant veggies are combined with eggs and a tangy Balkan brined cheese known as sirene. It is often topped off with a generous sprinkle of freshly chopped parsley for added flavor.
"Last night, I threw together a mish-mash of ingredients from my fridge to create a classic and delicious Bulgarian Mish-Mash dish."
by Davellin September 13, 2023
Get the Mish-mashmug. by hello_bye_556 July 31, 2016
Get the Mash pateesemug. When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022
Get the steamy mashmug. When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022
Get the steamy mashmug. by Rip.mash October 23, 2022
Get the Mashmug. by Yermy May 11, 2020
Get the Keyboard Mashedmug.