Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

Sossy Mash

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.

Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash

by VS7777 August 4, 2023

Mish-mash

Mish-mash is a traditional Bulgarian springtime dish comprising a medley of fresh vegetables, commonly including tomatoes, bell peppers, and onions. These vibrant veggies are combined with eggs and a tangy Balkan brined cheese known as sirene. It is often topped off with a generous sprinkle of freshly chopped parsley for added flavor.

"Last night, I threw together a mish-mash of ingredients from my fridge to create a classic and delicious Bulgarian Mish-Mash dish."

by Davellin September 13, 2023

Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.

Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.

by Weird kinks April 28, 2022

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022