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mayonnaise mustache

this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after
"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"
by briangormley February 19, 2009
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going charles manson

a player in a FPS takes on insane skillz and gets obscene kill counts. players commenly mistaken for hacking or cheating, when in fact they are being fragged rap3d and pwned repteatedly by the player in question.
ive heard it used a few times by some higher players, said when a unexpected low raked player begins to do incredibly well.
player 1: 45 kills to 3 deaths? he must be going charles manson
player 2: hes only a rank 3! unf*cking believable!

example 2:
player 1: "watch out! hes going charles manson!"
player 2:"i can take him"
player 3 kills players 1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
player 1:"we were rap3d"
by free.lancer August 20, 2006
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Israeli Mayonnaise

The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"
News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.

Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.

Ted : That's just sick.
by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010
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manpon

if a mans been walking all day and his taint starts getting chafed, he makes a quick stop at the restroom, grabs some toilet paper, wets it down, and applies it to his taint. like a tampon but for a dude.

-basically to combat swamp butt.
dude I can hardly walk anymore. my ass is on fire. i need to hit a restroom and make a quick manpon.
by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007
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marilyn manson

Men shouldn't have b00bs!!
by Elvis Stallone February 4, 2005
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manpon

A slang term for the large cylindrical pads placed around a weightlifting bar when performing squats. Often used to avoid bruising from the bar.
Using a manpon on your olympic bar is unacceptable, and unnecessary as long as you have some traps.
by angrydw4rf February 24, 2009
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Marilyn Manson

He tha big thilly goth.
by > xx < February 6, 2005
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