Managalted

Unable to think clearly or in a state of confusion or to be side tracked

Jarred: yo chiboy u do last nights homework

Chiboy: nah bro during mrs.urbands lesson my bran was managalted the whole time I didn’t learn anything

by Shawnee_trx July 28, 2022

Managories

The categories of men

He fits in the antisocial of managories.

That guy is def a jock in the managories.
Ohh hes the hottest of managories.

by Rachie doodlez July 30, 2022

managed out to earth

When a junior VC gets booted / managed out of their firm and finds a regular product, ops, strategy role and joins the rest of Silicon Valley plebeians

Caroline: What happened to Vikram? He stopped posting IG stories of Europe?

Kevin: oh he got managed out to earth by a16z. Seems like he’s a growth PM at Smartsheet now

by aodcarth September 19, 2022

Managitis

Managitis is a condition that effects members of an organization in management positions. Managitis can also effect members of the organization when they percieve themselves to be managers or when others unofficially deem them managers.

Symptoms of managitis include: Poor and uninvolved leadership, a complete unwillingness to take out the trash, sweep the floor, lift anything heavy, use any kind of tool or equipment beyond pencils and computers. Managitis sufferers instead issue commands, hold clipboards, and point at things.

Not to be confused with meningitis.

Ever since Robert got that promotion to store manager, all he does is tell other people to do things, hold a clipboard, and walk around staring at people. It's a classic case of managitis.

by Worker Man 2000 February 19, 2023

Manager

A wild Karen will normally prey on a Manager and proceed to scold them to get what they want from them.

The wild Karen was hunting for a Manager to scold.

by 123justjoshinyabro April 6, 2023

Managerial delusion

When a sales manager sees things from his or her own point of view and thinks that is the norm.

Just call your cc company and ask for an increase to your limit to 50k. Managerial delusion

by Rpclover May 21, 2023

manlaibayar

Manlaibayar is a last name that is unique and mostly people can’t pronounce it correctly and this last name is organized in Mongolia 🇲🇳 so if you have the last name you are amazing.

Person: your last name is manlaibayar no fair!!
You : yes, ikr

by Manls July 21, 2023