Monke

monke o o a a reject modernity monke NEED BANAN
GIB BANAN-
monke=monkey meme version

monke NEED BANAN

by monke >:) May 22, 2022

monke

our ancestors, vezy majestick. pick stuff up with the toes, clib tre. life could be dream for monke. worth rejecting hoomanity for. monke smart

mmm monke

by BIGSALTIANIZBOREDGOD May 22, 2022

monke

monke, monkey, monkee

hey monkey, u wanna monke

by monke> June 1, 2022

monke

Monke

Monke

by monkeඩාass June 2, 2022

big monke

A gorilla. Makes sense, you know?

Guy 1 at the zoo: Hey, look at that big monke!
Guy 2, accompanying Guy 1: You mean gorilla?

by the random. December 8, 2021

Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!

"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*

by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021

MONK

Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.

They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.

by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021