Gibraltar, Michigan

A small town of stuck up white people who pretend to be better than everyone else, which they probably are, and the small city is mostly mistaken for Rockwood, Michigan because they share a zipcode
I live in the stuck up small town of Gibraltar, Michigan, but you probably don't know where that is.
by katiedids19 March 30, 2018
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Wyoming, Michigan

A suburb city right outside of Grand Rapids, Mi very diverse and home of Wyoming High School. #WYO
You live in Wyoming, Michigan so you just go to Wyoming High School where 20% of your females are burning.

You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.
by Greg Temple April 11, 2019
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Dexter, Michigan

A town that smells like poop
I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,
by Achenson August 27, 2023
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michigan u turn

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.
There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both
by Hymen grinder December 05, 2021
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Michigan mitten

The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass
Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?
by Datguyocolor February 24, 2024
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Sweet Michigan

When you take breastfed baby poop and put it on someone’s sandwich for a mustardy surprise.
Steve doesn’t realize that he’s about to have a taste of the Sweet Michigan!
by EquestiRN February 14, 2024
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Michigan Mike

A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout

Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia
You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike
by MichiganMike January 05, 2025
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