Double Path Logic

It is only possible for one logical path in a maze to exist. This renders a second possible path conceived impossible.

There are two paths for this maze but one must be wrong because of Double Path Logic.

by bytegig January 20, 2020

anti-logic

Just as anti-matter annihilates matter, anti-logic obliterates logic such that nothing is left thereafter.

The guy at the bank argued for 20 minutes about cashing his girlfriend's check because she couldn't come in; then after he was refused again he called his girlfriend over. Once anti-logic was employed no further conversation ensued.

by KaD May 4, 2010

Scatter Logical

-the art of talking shit

What the fuck made you think of that? You're so scatter logical, Steve.

by TeddyS October 27, 2011

Logie

1, An Australian TV Award

2, A sarcastic man with a dodgy Texan accent

I can't believe you said that, don't be such a Logie

by Dazza January 12, 2004

Logie

A Logie is a very bad joke.

ted: What did the doctor say to the monk?
jeff: I don't know...what did he say?
ted:.....PENIS!!
jeff: thats such a logie.

by Joe Joe McKool October 11, 2005

Logical Phallusy

Being a dick when you're justified in being a dick.

1: Dude did you see John punch that guy in the throat?
2: Yeah, but he had it coming, he dissed John's mom.
1: Hmm, that's true. I guess John committed a logical phallusy.

by Zhaadsquad August 6, 2014

logic

Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

person 1: Is that a frog?

person 2: It looks like a frog.

person 1: Aha! So logically, it must be a frog.

(both): We're geniuses!!

by qwertythetypewritersalesman June 2, 2010