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Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
by major_delmac April 22, 2011
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Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!
by major_delmac April 17, 2011
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Lacrosse

A game played by 1,000's of men, women and children alike. Although many baseball players scrutinize lacrosse because it is apparently for the weak and is unathletic people who fail at other sports, in reality it a large amount of skill and physical and mental toughness to play through a game of lacrosse due to having to run nonstop and being constantly baraded by defenseman. Commonly named as the fast's sport on two legs. It is played in the spring time. Over the past 20 years lacrosse has grown boasting a pro sports league.
baseball player: It takes no skill to play lacrosse
Lacrosse player: Try shooting a ball into a tiny goal with half the goal covered by a skilled goalie
by peteress dommonus September 6, 2015
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Lacrossbian

1. When two members of the female species play the great sport of lacrosse together and start to form a special, not-so-straight bond or,

2. When a lacrossome turns into two girls only.

3. When two members of a women's lacrosse team makeout or even hookup when drunk.
Phil; "check out those two lacrosse players, are they dating or something?"

Nick; "yup, typical lacrossbians."
by ultimatelaxhoe June 7, 2010
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duke lacrosse

to rape a hooker who will later change her story for publicity
bitch dont make me duke lacrosse you
by chargerpride21 October 13, 2008
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Locorini

She's my Locorini
by T222T222 February 4, 2010
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lacrosse

A sport similar to hockey but in the air, people tend to hate on it because they are unintelligent. It takes some strength and smarts. As of 2019 it is the fastest growing sport. (AKA: Lax)
Guy 1: Dude I think I might try out for the lacrosse team.

Guy 2: Damn you must be tough. Lacrosse is a hard sport.

Guy 1: I’ve been checking it out for awhile now. Lacrosse seems like a really cool sport.
by natethegreat1030 May 3, 2019
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