Rock Lobster

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)

That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.

by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022

winter lobster

Someone who cannot portray their ideas correctly and instead uses odd phrases that don't make sense to anyone but them

Man, "A" is being a real winter lobster right now

by Me 5665 June 27, 2018

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016

Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.

My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!

by Cosiner January 12, 2011

Lobster

Nickname for people with the initials LOB. These people are the sexiest, funniest and all around perfect people. They are the life of the party and never fail to entertain people.

"Lobster was so much fun last night!"

by LiaOb June 3, 2020

Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022

Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.

We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.

by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021