Lobster Fresh

Update of the antiquated expression Creasent Fresh. Similarly meaning, exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense.
Did you hear that new band? They are so lobster fresh!
by Xioz Tzu April 03, 2006
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Jobster Lobster

A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.
Person 1: “You can’t do that!”
Person 2: “Stop being such a jobster lobster.”
by Sus! July 09, 2021
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Lobster slime

I put my hand on her vagina and she was soaking in lobster slime
by Hookey69 February 06, 2020
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lobstered

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.
I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.
by KyHavers June 26, 2023
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Lobstered

An Alternative word for jumpscaring someone
Mainly used when a lobster is used for the jumpscare
Me: Here is a lobster
Friend: AAAAAAAA!!!
Me: Lobstered
by averyoriginalusername September 08, 2022
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lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe
im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at
by chuckles899 October 16, 2014
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