Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.

That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.

by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018

Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.

She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!

by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024

lame lizard

Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool

Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame

by Tigurz March 10, 2015

lizard

nipples

are hard lizard

by Transhit November 20, 2018

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot

Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).

by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016