John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket

Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.

by 969-696 February 16, 2024

Lewy

A goal machine that plays as a striker for FC BARCELONA and POLAND NT

Need a goal? Call Lewy

by Dynamo 2.0 August 30, 2022

Jordan lewis

A guy who who has a very attractive sister who I am soon to marry.

Jordan lewis is a guy I who I would be happy to call my brother in law.

by Jordan_lewis November 26, 2019

lewis lawson

lewis lawson is a great person who is really good at sports football in particular, HE ALSO HAS A HUGE D1.K

LEWIS LAWSON IS A LEGEND

by MAKA PAKA69 January 21, 2022

George Lewis

The generic name for the biggest dickhead on the planet

"Did you hear about that dumbass George Lewis?"
"Yep, he fucked an apricot"

by natalie wood fan August 10, 2022

Lewis

Cute boy who doesnt have a pisskink

You look like lewis

by Notlewisw June 18, 2021

carl lewis

When slipping out for a crafty cigarette, one may be described as popping out for a 'carl lewis'. ie a quick fag.

Watch the phones for me Nobby, I'm just nipping down the back stairs for a carl lewis.

by Hector Blap October 3, 2015