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HTL Leonding

A place of torment for all and everybody.
NO don´t go to HTL Leonding Rummi will kill you !
by AstroSB February 27, 2025
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Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency
“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”
by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025
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Detroit Leaning

A sitting position, consistent of putting one’s weight onto a single ass cheek whilst leaning back and to the side, this is specifically expressed after a long night of anal sex.
Bill: Hey Bobby, How long did you and Wade stay out last night?

Bobby: Not too long, we got home around 10:30 and spent the night butt-fucking each other until 3am. Wade left this morning and said he was Detroit Leaning the entire way home.

Bill: Gross!
by FUR 69 September 22, 2025
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False Landing

A landing after a jump that isn't completed successfully. This includes landing on one's knees, collapsing, stumbling, or being unable to complete a break step.
I’m counting that as a false landing, you landed on your feet first.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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Blufor Landing

A crashing Helicopter in King of the hill on Arma 3 is known as a Blufor Landing
Enemy Vehicle Inbound bearing.... never mind Blufor Landing Cary on.
by Ander0sn November 26, 2025
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Moon landing

When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.
me(thinking): wow I really need to fart

*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "

*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."
by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025
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Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't
"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
by nav's mum March 24, 2017
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