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Cool Whatever Late

Is another way of saying, "That's cool! I don't care! I have to go now."
This is slang used in Commerce City, Colorado.
Wanna meet me at Starbucks? Cool Whatever Late.
by MyNameIsMr.TylerNotMr.Taylor October 4, 2009
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by Try_Hard June 11, 2024
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late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.
Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies
by Late night zoomies December 8, 2023
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late night HotS

playing Heroes of the Storm at a specific time or with a specific attitude
,,Hey, Leon are you ready for late night HotS ?''
by Schmick69 April 10, 2020
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Chinchar late

The act of consistently being 3 minutes late, not giving any notice at all, over many years, and not giving any fucks about it.
Tim is going to be Chinchar late today.
by Timsmom September 10, 2019
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Late chill

When it hits you after
You aren’t to feel that late chill mate he’s not your bruh
by colinpaperstacks May 13, 2025
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Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
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