Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 22, 2023

Right lane candidate

moving slower than the rest; slow driver in the fast lane; slow to understand

"Dude, you are a right lane candidate"

by CKMP January 11, 2008

left lane lag

a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.

This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!

by Driving School April 7, 2009

Love Lane

The inside of a woman's front bottom

F: Ooh, I've got bad stomach cramps
M: Selling poppies up Love Lane again are they?

by Lottykitten February 27, 2009

Hormone Lance

Other word to say penis, cock, willy, dick, w/e

"Yo doodz! Imma slap some beehatch round the chops wif mah Hormone lance of Godliness!"

Random doodz: "wtf?!"

by Carzum October 19, 2009

Ray Lane

To Attack a Person Brutaly for no big deal or reason. Then Running or Fleaing the Sence with heat on there trail.

"Wow Ima Ray Lane a bitch, no one steals 5o cents from me and gets away with it!"

oh damn thats retarded

by Jared Pony Face June 30, 2010

Left lane defense

1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.

2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.

There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.

by RAD_revolution July 24, 2010