John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"
by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021
Get the Long shlongmug. Mel Smith - one half of legendary comedy duo Smith and Jones - wouldn't have been half as funny were it not for his Baldy Long
by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020
Get the Baldy Longmug. by Alangilly January 22, 2016
Get the long as shitmug. Most expensive, cold(figuratively), and unfriendly place on Earth. I mean if you're walking around VERY RARELY anyone says "Hello" or "Hi" to you. If you try to say hello people cry "sexual harassment." Driving here especially in the summer near the Hamptons, expect to get into an accident because people drive like they had 30 cups of coffee, plus a hit of crack. Finally houses here are really expensive, a piece of shit 4 room shack would cost you $500,000+. So if you're looking for a nice inexpensive place with friendly people to live, stay the fuck away from Long Island, or New York for that matter, try the rest of the United States or even the world.
In my 17 3/4 years on Long Island, I always wanted to get the fuck outta here, or kill myself, or both.
by Rhambi December 9, 2008
Get the long islandmug. What men who serve in the US Military call attractive civilian women. Civilian women typical possess more longer, an faddish style hair dos compared to female military personnel.
by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop July 6, 2007
Get the long hairsmug. A person of taller than average height with a thin physique who could be mistaken for a walking johnson.
I was at this gig the other night but couldn't see anything because this long rod kept dancing in front of me.
by Baz L August 10, 2007
Get the Long Rodmug.