The Chinese Lawnmower

The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.

I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.

by somethingthatyouwillremember November 30, 2013

sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.

"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

Lawnmower deth

The musical equivalent to death by a lawnmower.

"Cobwoman of Death meets Mr. Smelly Mop."

by bagpar January 29, 2003

lawnmowed

a term used to describe the death of a mexican, pursuay a spic.

Nick ran over the mexican with his lawn mowing tractor.

by Nick October 26, 2004

Polish Lawnmower

The act of getting a Blowjob and the girl bites of ur pubes

Dude now i don't have to shave any more now that i have rachel who gives me a polish lawnmower

by John w lee January 3, 2009

Lawnography

Explicit videos or pictures of lawns. Usually displaying hoes and bushes.

dude what you watching' :)

nuthin! (quickly takes hands out of pants) :S

yeh you were, you were watch distasteful videos on lawns... :|

no i wasnt.... >_>

dont lie you were watching lawnography!! :O

by punch!uation October 23, 2009

lawndry

A synonym for laundry. Laun-dry sounds like lawn-dry. It's where it came from. Get with it.

"Yo, it be rainin', my lawndry be turning all wet n' shit. DAT LAWN-WET."

by Seth Shriner April 24, 2012