kyle

giant nigga with an 18 pounder slapping your boobs during anal. Goes through the ass out the mouth and droops on your titties.
kyle just gave me anal while i sucked his dick at the same time!
by penis pounder 69 March 17, 2017
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A semi-dorky boy who is really outgoing and funny.
"Did you see that basketball guy?"
"Oh yeah that's totally Kyle."
by lala_thanksbye January 11, 2015
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The process whereby one separates good and bad quality items, or women, through active participation.
A form of testing.
In order to ensure accurate results we had to Kyle each candidate.
by Alterpenguin March 10, 2008
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A little bitch ass nigga who can't do shit and also a pussy. Also can't afford his own house because he broke. On the good side they are cute.
Jacob: come on lets go sneak out to the party.
Gabe: ughh I don't think that a good idea.
Jacob: OMG. You're such a Kyle
by AAR0511 March 03, 2015
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A supposedly sweet guy(according to a single hyperactive kid) who in reality is kind of an asshole and a real bitch to his roommates. But no body cares because he is off with a lesbian cult half the time. He is also in constant denial of being Jewish which is kind of sad, but what ever.
Person 1: Hey Kyle whats up?
Kyle: *ignores person one*
Person 2: Don't feel too bad Kyle is a bitch.

Person 1: Kyle are you Jewish?
Person 2: I'm not Jewish dammit!
by zander1390 October 19, 2014
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Kyle is the dumbest person alive
Kyle is the dumbest person alive
by me5995 September 27, 2013
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Getting ready to sex up your girl by putting your hands on her ass and letting her take out a knife and slowly chop off your penis while you scream in satisfaction. After this first step you cut your still warm dick in half and run outside ass-naked with the half dick in your mouth until someone calls the swat and they come and taze you until you can feel the electricity travel through your chewed up cut in half dick. They seize your partner and have to put her down to remove the dick. Plan ahead to perform the kyle so you know not to shave so the cops have to touch your blanket like legs.
Prisoner 1: "How did you get the slammer?"
Prisoner 2: "I hard-core Kyled with my girlfriend"
by i really shouldn't October 26, 2013
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