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Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.
I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.
by Swag fucking master March 28, 2016
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Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.
"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."
by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017
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swedish kiss

the act of kissing with tongue, while offering/receiving the occasional light nibble or bite on the tongue or lips
He didn't just French kiss me... he gave me a Swedish kiss
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Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.
Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.
by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023
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Holy Kiss

An androgynous action of kissing in communion of hearts among men and women. Often given by a Spiritman.
He gave me a Holy kiss, and I knew he would show me the path of Christ consciousness.
by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023
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pinball kissing

When someone is so drunk they bounce from person to person hoping to get some action.
e.g.

"I heard Owen was pinball kissing at the Christmas party last night. Every time we saw him he was wrapped around another girl."
by Bravebeaver December 23, 2014
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Kissing hole

"Put the gum in your kissing hole".
by Kinner February 25, 2013
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